is that a swiss army knife in your pocket?

..or are you just glad to see me?

The folks at Wenger thought it would be a good idea to create the ultimate in Swiss army knives by including every tool they make (85 in all) in a single form-factor. The result…

I’m not sure whether to call it an engineering marvel or just insane. Regardless, you’ll have a tough time fitting the Giant Knife Version 1.0 in your jeans. It weighs almost 3 pounds, and is 8.75 inches thick. I have a funny feeling that the TSA won’t allow this in your carry-on.

In exchange for its bulk, you’ll be able to not only open beer bottles, but cut cigars, adjust your bicycle spokes, fix your putter, saw wood, find magnetic north and pick your teeth with it.

Currently, you can only order it direct from the company at 800-431-2996, for a cool $1200 USD.

[via OhGizmo via Outdoor Life]