the ultimate vaporware

Just in time for the holidays, The Onion – America’s Finest News Source, will offer the ideal holiday gifts for the guy or gal who has everything.

Gotchabox is a set of three boxes from completely fake, yet surprisingly real sounding bad gift items, the USB toaster (are you sure this isn’t real?), the Make-Your-Own-Umbrella Kit and a membership to the Salt of the Month Club. While the boxes are filled with a whole lotta nothing, they certainly would be good for wrapping up some of your less interesting gifts such as support socks, fruitcake or clown figurines. Each box measures 12″x9″x4″, and a set of three Gotchaboxes will be available on November 24th from the Onion Store for $19.99.

[via AspirinaLight via Gadgetizer]