annoying neighbors? take ‘em out with this paintball tank

September 25th, 2007 comments (10) stumble it! digg it! by: technabob

(Sub)urban warfare has a new face, and it goes by the name of Paintball Panzer. The pint-sized tank has a turret-mounted paintball gun which lets you fire rounds of paint ammo while keeping you safe and sound from the tomatoes and eggs which may be thrown at you in return.

Mini Paintball Tank

The Funtrak Mini Paintball Tank is a scaled down version of a real tank, featuring a motorized drive system, and a tread drive that lets you maneuver through the roughest backyard obstacles. It’s got a built-in roll cage and engine firewall, and is actually certified for use on the road — in the UK, that is — I have a funny feeling that they wouldn’t let one of these on the street here in the States.

Just like the real world, phony weapons comes at a hefty price. The Paintball Panzer will set you back £8,000 (about $14,400 USD). Each tank is custom built, so you might have to wait up to three months to get yours.

[BornRich via Crave]

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  1. the scholar says:

    oh my goodness! i can think of at least 6 people i need this for! :)

  2. Damn, this thing look awesome!! This should bring paintball to a whole new level LOL

  3. Jack says:

    WoW! I need one of these! LOL

    I take it that it’s gas powered?

    Does it shoot special paintballs?

  4. Phil Mcraken says:

    i got shot in the arm by that and my arm fell of so i cant enjoy bumfun anymore

  5. callum says:

    can u get one of them cheaper some were? 8,000 is a bit much.

  6. a retard says:

    ha ha ha i cant believe your on this sight about to to buy the bunch of crapola i mean 8000 bucks i bought one and i shot my friend with it an he didnt know it tit was so lite of a hit then it fell apart after the firstt shot you’d have to be a retard like me to buy this $h!t :P

  7. Dola chi-Trei says:

    This is a turretless tank. The gun is not mounted in a turret like you would find in most modern-day tanks but instead the design follows the basic concept of a world war two tank destroyer.
    That means you have to turn the entire tank around to aim, rather than just have the turret rotate, which would be a lot faster and would also create less wear and tear on the surface you’re driving on.
    Certified for the roads is definitely a plus, I wonder what it’s top speed is, should be interesting to drive to work instead of your normal car, every once in a while. Too bad that the driver’s head is sticking out though. When I think of a tank I think of all-round armour protection. This one obviously doesn’t have that. Pity. Good basic concept idea though.

  8. brent says:

    it looks so cool

  9. paintballer says:

    WOW! This is madness and the perfect solution for keeping stray cats off your front lawn…

  10. crazy chick says:

    and perfect too for keeping stray people off your front lawn. Just imagine the size of the paintballs

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