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Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink: Just Add Vodka

by Paul Strauss

Do you often find yourself falling asleep just before you can get to that next Super Mario Galaxy level? Need a boost? Why not give yourself a kick in the pants, Mario style, with this Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink.

Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink

While word on the street is that it’s “blue-raspberry” flavored, I’m betting the drink tastes something like a mix of Red Bull and toadstools.

Just in case you were thinking about giving this stuff for your kids, the label is clearly marked “Product not intended for children”. Presumably, this is to keep them from bouncing off the walls, but maybe it just causes anyone under the age of 18 to spontaneously combust. I’ll leave that to you guys to test.

If want to give a can a try, I managed to find some over on GKWorld for $2.95 a can. (For those of you in the UK, check out CyberCandy to get your boost.)

[photo via Flickr]

Comments (14):

  1. Nicholas Byrd says:

    These are also avaliable at Spencer’s and have been for the last few months. Pretty good taste too!

  2. Martin says:


    I collect cans from energy drinks so this is a must have item. :)

  3. Kate says:

    2.95 a can. No way am I buying that. No matter how cute the can is. people will do anything with mario – I know I do on my site.

  4. skylier says:

    it is the gratest thing ever made

  5. holley says:

    this is an awesome drink it is awesome where can i try it an

  6. neil says:

    hey it rocks. I bought one 5-20-08

  7. neil says:

    it is awsome. I was at spencer’s and i bought six of the mario energey drink. It’s worth the money

  8. Iaman says:

    Actually, I believe that it’s not intended for children because they just MIGHT become fully-grown Italian men if they drink it.

  9. nunya says:

    ive tryed theez b 4 ther gros

  10. Jon says:

    I wonder what kind of mushrooms they put in it…

  11. want i love you like energy

  12. exfuze07 says:

    So yeah, it will definetly get you F*CKED UP FAST… but after drinkin a few of these buddies, do NOT try to go to class the next morning. I never get sick when I drink… but Sparks make you feel like shit! Sure, they’re good while they last- but the after effects are NOT worth it! You’ve got to consider that you’re drinkin an upper (the energy drink) and a downer all at once.

    Exfuze Seven – Next Generation Superfood

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