Grand Theft Auto 4 Cross-Stitch for a**-Kickin’ Grannies

June 3rd, 2008 by: Karen M.

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Someone (who I’ll dub Crafty McCrafterson) created this charming Grand Theft Auto IV cross-stitch which uses embroidery thread to express that age old chestnut “Only those who die get closure. The living do not.” Awwww. So sweet!

I don’t know about you, but when I think “Grand Theft Auto IV” I think “granny crafts.” Oh wait, actually I think about hotwiring stolen cars and hijacking helicopters while majorly pwning everyone in Liberty City. My point is that GTA IV + cross-stitching is, like, the ultimate in cognitive dissonance, no?

Want to make your own? C. McC. has thoughtfully shared a legend so you can do just that.

Here’s a fun fact I just made up: 9 out of 10 stitching grannies agree that GTA IV is awesome.

[via CraftyCrafty]