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Worst Mp3 Player Ever. Really.

by Paul Strauss

I thought I’d seen some awful electronic gadgets in my travels, but this has got to be the worst one that I’ve seen in a long time.

Worst MP3 Player Ever

Somebody must have thought this thing would be cute, but this “dog doll” MP3 player turned out hideous and disturbing. Not only does it look nothing like a dog, it seems incredibly impractical as a music player thanks to its strange lumpy (yet fuzzy) shape.

Worst MP3 Player Ever Dog Doll

Unless you think a troll doll on all fours in a green leotard with a tracheotomy tube sticking out of its neck and a USB port in its ass is charming, you’ll probably want to avoid this.

Worst MP3 Player Ever

I really can’t think of any reason that you’d ever want to buy this thing unless you’ve want to play a really cruel joke on someone. You know, one that goes something like this: “Hey, you know that new iPod Touch you’ve been begging for? I already bought you a brand new MP3 player that’s waaaaay better!”




Comments (9):

  1. manchicken says:

    You’ve got such a way with words. heh.

    So now we know what Satan’s portable music device looks like.

  2. keiothic says:

    In case anybody wondering, this so called mp3 design is based off the Stephen Chow movie CJ7. That… thing is a shape shifting alien from outer space or whatever….

  3. Chris says:

    Yeah, keiothic is right, its a movie tie-in. Not that it makes it any better, but atleast you know why the “animal” design looks the way it does.

  4. Mike says:

    Ah damn, I thought I was gonna be the first to mention CJ7, haha.

  5. P7 says:

    Totally agreed with you.

  6. erin says:

    its well cutee =P

  7. kitty says:

    http://zhaomoo.ran4u.com
    cute usb flashdrive น่ารักๆ ราคาถูกกกก
    kitty-sanrio2011@hotmail.com

  8. ikled says:

    This is in one movie of Stephen Chow’s.

    ikwatches.net

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