worst mp3 player ever. really.

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June 23rd, 2008 post a comment (7) stumble it! digg it! by: technabob

I thought I’d seen some awful electronic gadgets in my travels, but this has got to be the worst one that I’ve seen in a long time.

Worst MP3 Player Ever

Somebody must have thought this thing would be cute, but this “dog doll” MP3 player turned out hideous and disturbing. Not only does it look nothing like a dog, it seems incredibly impractical as a music player thanks to its strange lumpy (yet fuzzy) shape.

Worst MP3 Player Ever Dog Doll

Unless you think a troll doll on all fours in a green leotard with a tracheotomy tube sticking out of its neck and a USB port in its ass is charming, you’ll probably want to avoid this.

Worst MP3 Player Ever

I really can’t think of any reason that you’d ever want to buy this thing unless you’ve want to play a really cruel joke on someone. You know, one that goes something like this: “Hey, you know that new iPod Touch you’ve been begging for? I already bought you a brand new MP3 player that’s waaaaay better!”


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  • 1. manchicken  |  June 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am

    You’ve got such a way with words. heh.

    So now we know what Satan’s portable music device looks like.

  • 2. keiothic  |  June 23rd, 2008 at 10:05 am

    In case anybody wondering, this so called mp3 design is based off the Stephen Chow movie CJ7. That… thing is a shape shifting alien from outer space or whatever….

  • 3. Chris  |  June 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Yeah, keiothic is right, its a movie tie-in. Not that it makes it any better, but atleast you know why the “animal” design looks the way it does.

  • 4. Mike  |  June 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Ah damn, I thought I was gonna be the first to mention CJ7, haha.

  • 5. technabob  |  June 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Ah…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZePBF0bBdz8

    Now it all makes perfect sense. Not.

  • 6. P7  |  June 24th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    Totally agreed with you.

  • 7. erin  |  September 16th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    its well cutee =P

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