Transformers Washcloth Cleans Your Megatrons (Wink Wink)
Get Grandma to work on this hand-knitted Transformers washcloth and you can wipe your face with that lovable logo each night before bed.
You can get the pattern here, although since I don’t understand knitting terminology it might as well be in Japanese, which as we know I also don’t understand too well. The photo is from zakkalife, who made this specimen for her 5-year-old and who is currently ruminating on the idea of making a whole bunch of these and putting them together into a blanket.
Knitting your kids novelty washcloths by hand, eh? What a super lady. My mom made me use regular washcloths like everyone else. I didn’t even realize how deprived I was as a child until just now. In fact, I’m only sharing this with you because I am certain that a Transformers washcloth is very likely that one thing that’s been missing in your life, preventing you from attaining true happiness and fulfillment. So, you’re welcome.