Comments on: ‘wasp knife’ will stab your victims then freeze their organs

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:16:41 +0000

@Skans
Being unarmed they don’t count as citizens. A more accurate term would be subjects.

By: Skans

Skans — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:55:00 +0000

I’ve got one of those Wasp Kinves on order. I am thinking that I should have ordered two or three, with the way you Brits seem to hate the thing. Of course, being a Yank from the Land of Dixie, I already have plenty of guns, ammo, and what y’all call “assault weapons”. Most of these things are just novelties. Same goes with this CO2-injecting Knife. Very cool concept, I just had to have one for my collection.

Hey, Brits, you do know that it’s fairly easy to make something similar - just use a spiked shank and drill a tiny hole lengthwise. Attach it to a handle with a CO2 canister and a punch button. I bet I could make something crude but similar in less than 3 hours.

You also know that old rail-road spikes can be be ground down into very tough and sharp daggers. I’ve got one of those too - bought it for $30 at a motorcycle rally. Stun gun plans are all over the internet - y’all could make your own stun guns too. I’m surprised more of you haven’t taken these measures to protect yourselves against all of those wacked-out criminals that are preying on your un-armed citizens right now.

By: me me

me me — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:36:43 +0000

dumb! killing is so 20th century….

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:22:27 +0000

Was this weapon funded by Gallagher, I knew it would get to the point where he just plain got tired of using sledge hammers.

Sledg-o-matic 2.0

By: Slayre

Slayre — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:17:32 +0000

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “cold steel.”

By: GrasshopperQ

GrasshopperQ — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:15:58 +0000

A sure cure for heart burn!

And Saif270…maybe the UK should ban knives, too. That should reduce knife crime! Course, then there would invariably be the gas-injecting, organ freezing bludgeoning weapons….

Honestly, the thing doesn’t seem very practical, considering the amount of work that has to go into releasing the gas. Anything that gets stabbed isn’t going to wait for the button to get muscled down.

By: goobegudde

goobegudde — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:08:32 +0000

finally, weapon of mass (watermelon) distruction. Ha ha. Looks scary..

By: paul

paul — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:39:09 +0000

how do i get one england?

By: bobdyslexic

bobdyslexic — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:59:24 +0000

For Bears? A handy tool for that pesky cub who is in an exuberant mood. But then, the sow takes exception, and while you are searching for the reload cartridge, well you’re toast and she’s just the butter for you.

By: leamael

leamael — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:02:39 +0000

Is it ok to carry it in the Bull Market?

By: lea

lea — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:01:27 +0000

Weapons are bad! Bears are good! I swim with the sharks all day. Now we don’t want to encourage others with flimsy excuses for their unmanaged anger to go around freezing the innards of those they paranoically blame for their own shortcomings!

That said… where can I buy one? It is a bear market. Oh, no wait, I’m not that smart. But I could def usa nif!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:19:53 +0000

“Weapons, good for nothing good. Besides, leave bears and sharks alone and you won t need a weapon like this either.”

That would be convenient…except for the fact that bears and sharks consider you food.