Crazy Calculator Constantly Crashes
December 5th, 2008
I can’t decide what I like best about this “unique” calculator from Japan. I’m torn between the keyboard that’s arranged into a completely non-standard configuration that’s sure to trip up even the speediest touch-typists, or the calculator’s oh-so-special random crash mode.
The Takumi CRASH Calculator apparently is designed to crash itself when it feels like it. Why, I don’t know.
Maybe the description from the product page will help shine some light on the manufacturer’s intentions:
Everybody has an impulse to CRASH! We seek for the excitement of crashing in this calculator. You will be driven to crashing with the unpredictable action it makes. Calculate to crash, get an answer to crash… Enjoy yourself by operating this uncontroll”
Now it all makes sense, doesn’t it? Idea Frames sells the CRASH Calculator in black, orange and light grey versions for the rather lofty price of $60 bucks a piece. And if you can believe it, they’re already so insanely popular that they’re currently sold out. I guess if you happen to have three Jacksons burning a hole in your pocket, you could buy one for the hell of it.
Just don’t try running the U.S. Treasury with one of these. I think that’s what Alan Greenspan did, and look where that got us.