Cyber Clean Your Keyboard With Yellow Goo
January 7th, 2009
Do you like to eat crumbly croissants over your keyboard? Me, I prefer powdered donuts. Well now there’s an easy way to clean all that crap out from in between your keys, and it involves slime. Excellent!
Cyber Clean is a gooey compound that you mush onto the surface of your keyboard to pick up all the dust, dirt, grime and other schmutz that’s fallen between your keys.
The compound in Cyber Clean absorbs dirt particles and binds them so they can’t get back out. The color of the slime gradually changes from yellow to greenish-blue as it gets dirtier, but can be reused multiple times before you need to change it for a new blob.
In case you’re wondering what’s in this mystery goo, check out the Material Data Safety Sheet for some fun reading. Fun… ethanol… glycerol… repeated exposure may cause irritation of the skin and eyes… highly flammable… do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
Now that you’ve watched that awesome TV commercial, you’ve got to be convinced, right?
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