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Chop! Slice! Separate Yolk!: Cooking Mama Apron

by Lambert Varias

Heads up cooking game fans who also like to cook in real life! This is the apron for you.

cooking mama apron

Crafterbation, whose name is as awesome as her crafterbating skills, turned an ordinary apron into something most legendary by adorning it with the…uhm…”FAILED!” graphic of Cooking Mama. Hmm. I’m on to something here. Anyway.  Here’s the original graphic:


And here’s the felt applique version:


Minus the gigantic “FAILED!” of course. Here’s an excerpt from Crafterbation’s crafterbating walkthrough: “So I got to work making patterns from the screen cap of the game. Then I traced all the patterns onto paper-backed, double-sided fusible webbing. When I was done tracing, I ironed the fusible webbing onto the felt and got to cutting.” Fusible Webbing. This post has some of the best words ever.


As good as the apron looks in these pictures, I think the person who received this gift will love how the layers of felt literally add depth to Mama.


Writerbator. Ejaculetter. Dammit. It’s no good.

[via Crafty Crafty]

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Comments (4):

  1. eskimo says:

    A) That’s amazing.

    B) I had to do a major double take on my RSS feed, as I originally read the post title “Cooking Mama Porn.”

  2. Callisto says:

    Bwa ha ha! I love this! The handiwork is pretty awesome, for one. But the fact that it’s the “fail” graphic is what brings it all together. I’ve always laughed at how majorly pissed Mama looks and how it contrasts with the calm “Don’t worry, Mama will fix it!”

  3. NiGHTS says:

    Would you possibly consider selling it? Because my god, that apron is beyond awesome.

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