jar jar binks salad: me thinks no thanks.

February 13th, 2009 comments stumble it! digg it! by: lambert v.

If you were to make a cake modeled after a fictional character, you’ll use your favorite character as a model, wouldn’t you? I guess the reverse applies to salads, because someone – someone with mad Force Carving powers – made a Jar Jar Binks salad just because he would “be able to slice into it without remorse.”

jarjarsalad

So he’s rid himself of remorse. What about disgust? Damn that Jar Jar is UGLY. Ugly ugly ugly. Anyway. Are you ready to make an ugly alien out of a root crop? The Jar Jar bust was carved out of jicama (quite a popular root crop here in the Philippines) and then painted with Chefmaster food color. You also need Chefmaster Carving & Coloring Skills. Not sold anywhere.

jicama-n-tools

jicama-to-jar-jar-2

The original tuber was way more handsome. Poor tuber. After doing that, you can prepare the other salad stuff, and then drop the monster into the midst of all those other salad stuff. Then try to eat it. Force yourself to eat it. Force Eat it.

jarjar-yuck