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When I first heard there was a business called Gorilla Robot Factory, I assumed they’d be some sort of hipster design company, a recording studio, or maybe some Web 3.0 startup. I never figured that they’d actually make gorilla robots. My mistake.

And that’s all they do. But if you’ve got a need for an animatronic gorilla robot, they’ve got you covered. Need a hot pink gorilla? Done. How about blue? Sure. What about basic black? You bet your bananas.

The 6′-6″ tall faux fur gorillas are designed to draw attention to your business, but I think I’d like to get about 100 of them together, start my own gorilla robot army and take over the world. Of course, I’m not sure how much world domination you could achieve by swiveling from side-to-side and waving one hand.

What are you waiting for? You can get your very own robot gorilla over at the Gorilla Robot Factory for $995 (USD).