Sonic the Hedgehog: Dead at 18
March 17th, 2009
I’m deeply saddened to report that everyone’s favorite speedy, spiny gaming mammal, Sonic the Hedgehog was found dead today at the age of 18.
Run down in the prime of his life, it’s unknown why Sonic was wandering around this parking lot in the North of England. Police report a that a number of golden rings were found scattered across the parking lot, fueling speculation that foul play was involved. The driver of the Opel Corsa couldn’t be located after the accident, but a rotund, egg-shaped man was seen fleeing from the scene carrying a briefcase full of emeralds.
[via UK Resistance]
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oh… i want to sorry…to hear it
Lol, poor Sonic! It’s such a shame that he lost his gold rings again.
this is really funny man hehe
I survived the crash! Wait a sec! Gotta go get those emeralds!
Anyway I’m 15, not 18.
he’s 18 this year!he was 15 3 years ago……..-_-
The character is 15. It’s the franchise that is 19.
no 19 now!
=.( ur so mean..I like Sonic…
oh i thought u were dead sonic and u said u survived what a relief