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Sonic the Hedgehog: Dead at 18

by Paul Strauss

I’m deeply saddened to report that everyone’s favorite speedy, spiny gaming mammal, Sonic the Hedgehog was found dead today at the age of 18.

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Run down in the prime of his life, it’s unknown why Sonic was wandering around this parking lot in the North of England. Police report a that a number of golden rings were found scattered across the parking lot, fueling speculation that foul play was involved. The driver of the Opel Corsa couldn’t be located after the accident, but a rotund, egg-shaped man was seen fleeing from the scene carrying a briefcase full of emeralds.

[via UK Resistance]




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Comments (12):

  1. green blog says:

    oh… i want to sorry…to hear it

  2. Lol, poor Sonic! It’s such a shame that he lost his gold rings again.

  3. beth says:

    this is really funny man hehe

  4. Sonic the Hedgehog says:

    I survived the crash! Wait a sec! Gotta go get those emeralds!

  5. Sonic the Hedgehog says:

    Anyway I’m 15, not 18.

  6. Kassi (Sonic Fanatic) says:

    he’s 18 this year!he was 15 3 years ago……..-_-

  7. Kassi (Sonic Fanatic) says:

    no 19 now!

  8. SonicGal says:

    =.( ur so mean..I like Sonic…

  9. joel says:

    oh i thought u were dead sonic and u said u survived what a relief

  10. whatsupdoc217 says:

    THANK YOU DRIVER NOW THE WORLD IS AT PEACE YAY IM SO HAPPY SONIC IS DEAD!

  11. Sonic says:

    this is a joke im not dead

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