sonic the hedgehog: dead at 18

March 17th, 2009 comments (5) stumble it! digg it! by: technabob

I’m deeply saddened to report that everyone’s favorite speedy, spiny gaming mammal, Sonic the Hedgehog was found dead today at the age of 18.

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Run down in the prime of his life, it’s unknown why Sonic was wandering around this parking lot in the North of England. Police report a that a number of golden rings were found scattered across the parking lot, fueling speculation that foul play was involved. The driver of the Opel Corsa couldn’t be located after the accident, but a rotund, egg-shaped man was seen fleeing from the scene carrying a briefcase full of emeralds.

[via UK Resistance]

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comments (5):

  1. green blog says:

    oh… i want to sorry…to hear it

  2. Lol, poor Sonic! It’s such a shame that he lost his gold rings again.

  3. beth says:

    this is really funny man hehe

  4. Sonic the Hedgehog says:

    I survived the crash! Wait a sec! Gotta go get those emeralds!

  5. Sonic the Hedgehog says:

    Anyway I’m 15, not 18.

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