Zombie Haiku: 5 Eyeballs, 7 Guts, 5 Braaaaaaains
April 19th, 2009
Zombie Haiku could possibly be the best book title of the year (although I think Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes in a close second).
Author Ryan Mecum’s humorous book features the 5-7-5 poetic stylings of the undead masses, including such literary gems as:
With a strong sucking,
they pop right into my mouth.
Eyeballs taste like grapes.
Lying on the road,
a few ate until they burst.
I eat what burst out.
and my personal favorite:
Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.
Pulitzer prize here we come.