Comments on: Storage We Need: Obama Flash Drive Preloaded With Inaugural Address

By: Bob Dole

Bob Dole — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:38:29 +0000

I’M BOB DOLE!

By: Swift Boat Vet

Swift Boat Vet — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:05:29 +0000

John did you recover from your severe case of writers cramp? I once knew a guy who had to have his right hand amputated…he kinda ran out of options..if ya know what I mean!

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:00:36 +0000

Hey nance…can I come too, I just broke my two interns and Im bored?

By: Obama..the ONE

Obama..the ONE — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:55:58 +0000

Murtha shut up you old racist terd.

By: John Murtha

John Murtha — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:54:39 +0000

If only I didn’t live among rednecks that will not accept change…

By: Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:52:48 +0000

Hill…get off of John he’s too old and feminine for you…why dontcha come over to my place…bring your new “Obama” drive and I’ll show you a much better time sweetie.

By: Hillary..The ANTI-CHRIST

Hillary..The ANTI-CHRIST — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:47:48 +0000

Dick sucks..heheh hehehe hehehe.

ohhhhhh John ohhhhhhhh john!

Bill, get off of that intern dammit!

By: John Kerry

John Kerry — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:45:58 +0000

I served in Vietnam and got 12 million purple hearts for my selfless heroism in the face of insurmountable odds.

By: Obama ..the ONE

Obama ..the ONE — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:44:24 +0000

Nah Nah I beat you , I won, Im God

By: John McCain

John McCain — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:42:43 +0000

Thats cruel and unusual punishment to US CNN viewers, how can we bear the thought of that poor man being mercilessly forced to strip naked and put ladies panties on his head…ohhh the humanity…oh my liberal sensibilities are wounded with fear and trembling….reminds me of when I was in the Hanoi Hilton and they dressed me up as Aunt Jemima…how humiliating…such torture… terrible.

By: Condi

Condi — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:38:45 +0000

Damn Wolf Blitzer. To Gitmo with him.

By: Leaky Leahy

Leaky Leahy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:37:51 +0000

Boloney,

You signed the authorization to torture…I saw it on CNN, so it must be true!

By: Condi

Condi — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:35:19 +0000

There are no such documents.

By: George

George — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:34:24 +0000

Dick, get back to work and get those memos released! Tell scooter I need my lawn mowed again, and for God’s sake dont give the memos to Sandy Burgler….hell shove him down his pants and in his socks and then we would have to touch them…ick liberal coodies.

By: Rod

Rod — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:33:41 +0000

Well, she’s just following the Constitution, better known as the “Document of Negative Liberties.” The government will provide you with CO2 if you need a weapon.

By: Dick

Dick — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:31:08 +0000

I dont have my shotgun, my wife took it away, sort of a “quiet time” punishment. Damn her. She’s so strict

By: Rod

Rod — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:29:40 +0000

It’s a decent start. Stop being a “Dick Cheney.”

By: Cornholio

Cornholio — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:28:45 +0000

Im already bent over firmly grasping my ankles…does that count?

By: Rod

Rod — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:27:13 +0000

He is our supreme leader. Bow down and show some respect

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:25:50 +0000

I have toilet paper with that same image emblaened on it. Perfect placement for petty dictator wanna-be’s