Is your reading time (or day) constantly being ruined by people around you who are constantly using their mobile phones? Then nerf their phones and bring silence back to your house or library with the Super Power GSM Wide Radius Cellular Jammer, and pwn everyone in true geek-fashion. It even looks geeky; it’s like a gadget from Fallout.
The Cellular Jammer can prevent CDMA, GSM 900, DCS 1800/GSM 1900 and 3G signals from reaching cellular phones up to 120 meters away. And because it’s equipped with 4 cooling fans – 2 internal, 2 external – you can run this thing 24/7, so you can finally go on that Terry Pratchett marathon you’ve been planning for so long. Also, the Cellular Jammer has 4 directional anntenae that you can adjust so that you can pwn everyone but yourself. The only downside to this gadget is its price: it sells for £2,875.00 ($4,226.50 USD) at Spycatcher Online.
Oh and also I think it’s illegal to use – and perhaps own – a cellular jammer. Better not get caught.