Comments on: aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [portal]

By: anonamous

anonamous — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:57:25 +0000

i’d run away so they dont kidnapp me and force me to do life threataning tests for cake.:|

By: JLH

JLH — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:48:46 +0000

the fragsoc (our LAN gaming society at university of York, UK) van was pictured at the Dreamhack Summer 2009 LAN party in Sweden

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:10:55 +0000

Does anyone know where this pic was taken? I can see the GB sticker on the back, so it’s obviously a British van…

By: Hatchuu

Hatchuu — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:27:08 +0000

I almost hugged a random stranger at the mall once because they had a shirt that said ‘The cake is a lie’. Almost. But didn’t.
I regretted that >.>

By: frank

frank — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:24:40 +0000

hilarious response ftw!!

By: Ennailuj

Ennailuj — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:11:15 +0000

While you’re at it buy orange box and play HL2

By: technabob

technabob — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:44:32 +0000

That’s actually when I’d START throwing stones at your car

By: TheRapeDoctor

TheRapeDoctor — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:32:51 +0000

Teehee I recorded that.

By: GLaDOS

GLaDOS — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:32:14 +0000

That was fun wasn’t it your mission was very successful;
now you deserve some cake.

By: Katharine

Katharine — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:04:25 +0000

I have the Aperture Parking decal ‘08-09 on my car, but I don’t think anyone thought about it. Ppl do ask about my bumper sticker stating WWGFD. They get really mad and must think it means something sacrilegious. After I explain it’s about a video game and means What Would Gordon Freeman Do, they usually stop throwing stones at my car.

By: technabob

technabob — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:17:12 +0000

If you’ve never played Portal, it most definitely won’t make sense to you. So go buy a copy of Portal, play it, then come back

By: not chell

not chell — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:06:08 +0000

Huge Success!

By: sirfelix

sirfelix — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:19:41 +0000

Must be a private joke. So? Why is this van interesting?

By: Matt Folley

Matt Folley — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:48:46 +0000

Lucky, I also live in a van down by the river, but I’m forced to live off of government cheese.

By: Mama

Mama — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:19:23 +0000

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction!

By: annie

annie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:58:17 +0000

I have a companion cube on my side window, and a “the cake is a lie” sticker on the back. I don’t think anyone’s ever gotten the reference though

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:11:02 +0000

I live in a van like this one. Down by the river. I have a Sterno stove and cans of stew.

By: technabob

technabob — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:18:30 +0000

If I worked for the FBI, I’d totally replace my surveillance van with one of these.