Comments on: Aperture Science Van Tooling Around, Scaring the Hell Out of People [Portal]

By: Khaos WolfKat

Khaos WolfKat — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 01:54:22 +0000

I’m making a note here…

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:18:43 +0000

I Would volenteer any day to Join Apature Just don’t eat the cake I heard It is to die for.

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:16:02 +0000

THE CAKE IS A LIE IT’S POISENED !

By: The cake isn't a lie!

The cake isn't a lie! — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:17:20 +0000

Haha! That would FREAK me out. I had nightmares about half life 2 and Portal both my favorite games though! Wish I could find out more about chell and how she came to be at apeture. Does anyone have some information about the storyline?

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:01:32 +0000

I’m getting my learner’s permit in about a week, and I want one of these vans SO BAD. That is hilarious. I would have an Aperture Science shirt by now… if I had money.

By: Skyler

Skyler — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:44:17 +0000

I hope I don’t see THAT out my window!!Because if I did,I WOULD FREAK!!

By: anonamous

anonamous — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:57:25 +0000

i’d run away so they dont kidnapp me and force me to do life threataning tests for cake.:|

By: JLH

JLH — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:48:46 +0000

the fragsoc (our LAN gaming society at university of York, UK) van was pictured at the Dreamhack Summer 2009 LAN party in Sweden

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:10:55 +0000

Does anyone know where this pic was taken? I can see the GB sticker on the back, so it’s obviously a British van…

By: Hatchuu

Hatchuu — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:27:08 +0000

I almost hugged a random stranger at the mall once because they had a shirt that said ‘The cake is a lie’. Almost. But didn’t.
I regretted that >.>

By: frank

frank — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:24:40 +0000

hilarious response ftw!!

By: Ennailuj

Ennailuj — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:11:15 +0000

While you’re at it buy orange box and play HL2

By: technabob

technabob — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:44:32 +0000

That’s actually when I’d START throwing stones at your car

By: TheRapeDoctor

TheRapeDoctor — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:32:51 +0000

Teehee I recorded that.

By: GLaDOS

GLaDOS — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:32:14 +0000

That was fun wasn’t it your mission was very successful;
now you deserve some cake.

By: Katharine

Katharine — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:04:25 +0000

I have the Aperture Parking decal ’08-09 on my car, but I don’t think anyone thought about it. Ppl do ask about my bumper sticker stating WWGFD. They get really mad and must think it means something sacrilegious. After I explain it’s about a video game and means What Would Gordon Freeman Do, they usually stop throwing stones at my car.

By: technabob

technabob — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:17:12 +0000

If you’ve never played Portal, it most definitely won’t make sense to you. So go buy a copy of Portal, play it, then come back

By: not chell

not chell — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:06:08 +0000

Huge Success!

By: sirfelix

sirfelix — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:19:41 +0000

Must be a private joke. So? Why is this van interesting?

By: Matt Folley

Matt Folley — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:48:46 +0000

Lucky, I also live in a van down by the river, but I’m forced to live off of government cheese.