While Pac-Man and his family keeps on lapping up the praise – and coins – of gamers around the world, his brother Stap-Man has largely gone unnoticed, even though he’s actually useful. Stap-Man has spent countless hours helping the cubicle-inhabiting man, the equally unsung heroes of the modern era. Stap-Man, your video game tie-in will come in due time, so just hang in there.
Unlike Pac-Man, Stap-Man is available in two colors, black and white (what, no yellow?). Show your support and get a Stap-Man stapler at Panik-Design for only £16.00 (approx. $26 USD). Screw you Pac-Man! Your brother eats steel for breakfast! Actually that’s all he eats.
[via Nerd Approved]