X

This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Cookie Policy.

I agree
Learn More
Great Geek Gifts in the Technabob Shop!Get Technabob Daily: Join our Mailing List! | Follow Us: Facebook | Twitter
Awesomer Media Sites: THE AWESOMER | MIGHTYMEGA | 95OCTANE
subscribe to our rss feedsubscribe via e-mailfollow technabob on twittertechnabob facebook fan pageGoogle+follow us in feedly
Follow Us:
Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob

Spray Cacas: Si Amigo, Caca.

by Lambert Varias
Advertisement

Don’t know what “caca” means? Open up your brain tank ’cause here comes – okay it’s Spanish for poop. So what would a product named “Spray Cacas” be like? Let me tell you: it’s a product that will revolutionize pranks in the same way that the Naked Man revolutionized one night stands. Supposedly anyway. The Spray Cacas is the real deal. It is truly a stroke of genius. It is fake, sprayable poop in a can! A goddamned deathpaste waiting to be deployed. It’s the exact opposite of Jack Black’s Vapoorize. Freakin’ weird and brilliant. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Brando’s selling this.

spray_caca

Again, it’s not real poop, but it’s supposedly very smelly. I’m pretty sure the 3 kids that read my posts are picking up pieces of their brain right now because I just blew their minds in the most thorough of manners. Feces in a can! What the hell else is there to want son? Man if I had this when I was a kid I wouldn’t be here typing this article because my mother would have definitely killed me. Go break your piggy banks – do you still have those? – and drop $6 (USD) at Things You Never Knew Existed. Awesome shop name, btw.

[via Random Good Stuff]

Hot Deals in the Technabob Shop:



More from Awesomer Media...

Puddles Pity Party: Crying

Puddles Pity Party: Crying

Sitar Metal

Sitar Metal

2017 Hyundai Ioniq Hybrid and EV Prices Announced

2017 Hyundai Ioniq Hybrid and EV Prices Announced

Lotus Evora Sport 410 Esprit S1 Tribute Is the Evora Who Loved Me

Lotus Evora Sport 410 Esprit S1 Tribute Is the Evora Who Loved Me

XM Studios Namor 1/4 Scale Statue

XM Studios Namor 1/4 Scale Statue

Keanu Reeves: Bill and Ted 3 in the Works!

Keanu Reeves: Bill and Ted 3 in the Works!

Advertisement