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Spray Cacas: Si Amigo, Caca.

by Lambert Varias

Don’t know what “caca” means? Open up your brain tank ’cause here comes – okay it’s Spanish for poop. So what would a product named “Spray Cacas” be like? Let me tell you: it’s a product that will revolutionize pranks in the same way that the Naked Man revolutionized one night stands. Supposedly anyway. The Spray Cacas is the real deal. It is truly a stroke of genius. It is fake, sprayable poop in a can! A goddamned deathpaste waiting to be deployed. It’s the exact opposite of Jack Black’s Vapoorize. Freakin’ weird and brilliant. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Brando’s selling this.

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Again, it’s not real poop, but it’s supposedly very smelly. I’m pretty sure the 3 kids that read my posts are picking up pieces of their brain right now because I just blew their minds in the most thorough of manners. Feces in a can! What the hell else is there to want son? Man if I had this when I was a kid I wouldn’t be here typing this article because my mother would have definitely killed me. Go break your piggy banks – do you still have those? – and drop $6 (USD) at Things You Never Knew Existed. Awesome shop name, btw.

[via Random Good Stuff]




Comments (4):

  1. Bia says:

    ‘Caca’ isn’t just poop, it could be something dirty too. People are used to say it to children to not put things on their mouth, like ‘it’s ‘caca’, don’t put it on yout mouth’ :P

  2. JoRn says:

    Very funny product.
    There are many different forms of saying poop in spanish because localization. In most countries of Central America we say “pupĂș” and a very formal we say “excremento”.

  3. Feeer says:

    Buuenisimo”!

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