Darth Vader Desk Clock: Force Alarm
You think the Dark Lord will help you know what time it is? FOOL! His Force Pose will distract you for hours on end!
And when you finally break free of his spell, you’ll have to squint real hard to read the tiny LCD display with the current time on it.
Despite the crummy clock, the 13″ Darth Vader desk clock is an official Star Wars collectible. And it’s evil. Go buy it (for someone else) at ThinkGeek for only $15 (USD).