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Fart-Absorbing Blanket: Where Does the Fart Go?

by Lambert Varias
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Apparently in the United States, the relationship of many married couples is being threatened by fart, so much so that a “science teacher” created a fart-absorbing blanket and named it “The Better Marriage Blanket.” And here I was thinking that snoring (or having 8 kids and going on a reality show) was the main reason why marriages dissolve, not flatulence.

It may look like an ordinary comforter (heck, there’s a chance that it is an ordinary comforter), but apparently the Better Marriage Blanket has a lining of carbon fabric that traps fart molecules, thereby saving your marriage. Then, when you get divorced anyway, you can wrap your spouse in the fart-loaded blanket and watch as he instantly suffocate/melts/sublimates. Just kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw

You can order the blanket here for $40 (USD). Even if you’re not going to order, I suggest you check out the website anyway; it’s good for a couple of laughs. Here’s a testimony on the website: “It must be working because I haven’t woken myself up since I started using it! -Elena, AZ.” Elena, if your farts are so nasty that they wake you up, a comforter won’t be enough to solve your problems.

[via Neatorama]

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Comments (4):

  1. XpAcErX says:

    takes the fun out of a dutch oven

  2. AO says:

    It’s “comforting” to know the blanket absorbs the farts.

  3. Emma says:

    I almost bought one of these blank on Ebay. so funny.

    Emma the electric blanket gal

  4. dree man says:

    Flatulence is a medical state in which excess pressure buildup of stomach or intestinal gas occurs which can cause excessive bloating, discomfort, uneasiness and often times leads to increased burping or even passing of gas through rectum. The longer you hold it the smellier it gets. The normal production of gas in a human body is 1-3 pints per day and they pass it out approximately 14 times in a day which is considered healthier but if this number exceeds due to increased production of gas then that becomes a cause of concern and is known as a disease called Flatulence.
    http://www.naturalherbsclinic.com/Flatulence.php

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