Laser Scissors: Cutting Edge
June 3rd, 2010
Behold – the laser scissors. It’s a pair of scissors… with a frickin’ laser beam! And that is all that you need to know. Go buy it now.
Why are you still here? What? No, the laser can’t cut paper by itself; that’s what the scissor is for. It’s for idiots like you and me who can’t cut in a straight line if the world depended on it.
Again: Buy this now. I don’t care if you don’t need it. Give the people who brought it into the world the money that they deserve. It’s available at Stupidiotic for just $20 (USD).
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This is dumb. The reason people cut messed up lines is because they move the scissors while cutting. This doesn’t prevent that. If you move the scissors while cutting then the laser will move with them.