When Darth Vader Takes a Penalty Kick…
… you don’t want to be on the opposing team. Since Darth Vader specializes in aggressive use of the Force, and isn’t afraid to use it for that purpose, he can just do about anything he pleases with a flimsy soccer ball.
I laughed out loud when I saw what Darth Vader does with his penalty kick in this video. I guess you don’t need a lucky bounce off the goal post, when you can just flick the ball around using the Force.
And naturally, when you’re the Dark Lord of the Sith, you can easily deal with the opposing team when they start having hissy fits with a simple telekinetic kill. Works wonders on referees as well.