You read the headline already. This is a real thing, I kid you not. At least I think it is.
During last week’s Star Wars Celebration V, our little droid buddy tied the knot with one Ms. Bonnie Burton. The ceremony was officiated by none other than Darth Maul (See? he’s not so bad.)
R2-KT was flower girl, and the Dark Lord of the Sith himself was Best Man. And yes, that’s Adrienne Curry as the Maid of Honor. Why? Why do you even ask? Does any of this really make sense?
Officially, I guess you can’t get married to a droid in the state of Florida, so it went into the books as a “committment ceremony.” Call your local Congressman and demand that human-droid marriages be recognized by the state.
No word on whether or not the marriage was consummated.