This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Cookie Policy.

I agree
Learn More
Great Geek Gifts in the Technabob Shop!Get Technabob Daily: Join our Mailing List! | Follow Us: Facebook | Twitter
subscribe to our rss feedsubscribe via e-mailfollow technabob on twittertechnabob facebook fan pageGoogle+follow us in feedly
Follow Us:
Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob

Taser Grenade Tested on Reporter from The Daily

by Shane McGlaun

Everytime I hear that someone has been Tased, or a reporter has allowed himself or herself to be Tased I hope they crap themselves. I would think if you have been holding in a deuce all day and you get hit with a Taser you’re going to have more than a turtlehead poking out. Justin Rocket Silverman – a reporter from The Daily – went to test out Taser’s new gear, and still managed to keep his pants clean.

Justin got to shoot some of the longer-range Taser weapons at dummies and then agreed to get Tased by the new Taser Grenade himself. The projectile-based Taser Grenade has 50,000 volts of light your ass up inside and can be fired from a long distance to attach itself to its victim. Apparently, the Taser guys decided that he might not be able to handle the actual Taser Grenade, and opted to just hook the electrodes from a box that has the same stuff inside it directly to his body.

Silverman said, “First off, the grenade’s 50,000-volt charge, as you might imagine, is extremely unpleasant. Every voluntary muscle in the body yanks tight, as a sizzling crackle of electrons fills the air, making it impossible to move. Its white-hot barbs even leave burn marks on the skin as a surge of electricity scorches your flesh.” I hope he got a nice bonus for getting shocked.

[The Daily via CrunchGear]

Comments are closed for posts older than 90 days.

Comments (1):

  1. Matt Leffler says:

    yes please help to enforce the great american police state.

More from Awesomer Media...

theawesomer logo
Guillermo Del Toro’s Bleak House Cowarobot R1 Robotic Suitcase Angel Statues Action Figures Toyo Ferret ATV 95octane logo
Hennessey HPE 1000 Challenger Hellcat Tears up the Dyno SYNC 3 finds a Home in All the 2017 Fords Nissan Unveils 2017 Titan Single Cab Trucks Final Aston Martin DB9 Cars Roll off Assembly Line mightymega logo
Alternate Versions of Harley Quinn New Star Trek RPG Is Coming: Star Trek Adventures Prime 1 Studio Premium Masterline Optimus Prime G1 Statue Star Trek Beyond Blu-ray to Come with USS Franklin Model