Portal Bookends: Read Books. There Will Be a Test.
Came across this listing over on Etsy tonight:
“Hello [shopper name here]! Welcome to the Oberon Woodcraft Enrichment Center. We hope your shopping experience is enhanced by these lovely Portal inspired bookends. Now crafted in Poplar wood. Please record all of the relevant data below for future reference. You will need it for your cake.”
These Portal-inspired poplar and metal bookends can be found over on Oberon Woodcraft’s Etsy shop for just 20 bucks for the pair. Portal gun not included.