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Portal Earrings: In One Ear and Out the Other

by Paul Strauss

Gamer girls, do you dig Portal? I thought so. Well if you’re one to wear your fan-girlism on your sleeve (or on your ears), you should check out these fun Portal-inspired earrings.


Created by SVJewellery over in the UK, these laser-cut acrylic earrings portray half of a test subject heading into a blue portal, and the other half popping out of the orange portal. They hang from silver-plated wires and measure about 1.77″ (45mm) in total height.


While we never actually see Chell donning a pair of these during the game, I have it on good authority that Caroline used to wear these before her brain was transferred into GLaDOS (and later into a potato). I know because Cave Johnson told me so right before he went completely off the deep end.

The Portal laser-cut earrings can be found over on SVJewellery’s Etsy shop for $19.95 (USD) a pair. Just remember, never aim an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device at your ears, unless you want your brains to fall out.

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Comments (2):

  1. Justin Rampage says:

    Excellent post. Not into jewelry, but there are plenty of geeks out there who are. http://tinyurl.com/449y8b9

  2. Eris Holly Kappa Olympia Discordia says:

    Oh my gods, those are the best earrings on the face of the gods darned earth.


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