Buttcrack Cleavage Dress: It’s All in the Butt (Slightly NSFW)
It’s more common than you think. Seeing a buttcrack or a buttcrack cleavage, I mean. I can’t speak for everyone, but I find it extremely uncomfortable whenever I do spot one because I know I’d eventually have to tell that person to straighten up to hide the crack.
So you can just imagine how long my mouth was agape when I stumbled on the Buttcrack Cleavage Dress. It’s basically an article of clothing celebrating the wonder (and beauty?) that is the female buttcrack.
Warning: Do not scroll down if you are easily offended by buttcrack.
And while it may be called the “buttcrack cleavage” dress, we might as well just call it the butt-exposing dress because I think we’re definitely seeing more than just the buttcrack cleavage here.
It was available on Etsy on LinaSpyroS’s shop and was sold quickly on February 2. It’s probably the only one of its kind, so if you do spot someone wearing it, then you know where she got it from.