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Kid Icarus: Uprising Includes Lamest Accessory in History of Game Consoles

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Nintendo has a long and storied history of offering lame accessories for its game consoles. The trend started back in the original Nintendo console days when he had R.O.B. – that robot that would pick up spinning gyroscopes in tune with the game, and never seemed to sync up and always seem to miss placing the gyroscopes correctly. Later, we got the thrilling safety strap for the Wii-mote, and the Circle Pad add-on for the 3DS. The latest lame accessory from Nintendo will ship with the new 3DS game Kid Icarus: Uprising. I’m sure you’re dying to know exactly what accessory is… wait for it… it’s a stand.

Yeah, it’s a cheap black plastic stand to make using your 3DS more comfortable while sitting at a table. The catch appears to be that it makes using the 3DS exactly the same as the using in your hand. As lame as I remember the original Kid Icarus game being, perhaps the accessory is an attempt to value add to get gamers with a memory to pick up the game.

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I’d like to tell Nintendo if you’re going to make a value-add, be sure it has some value. I just don’t see this being useful at all – this side of people who somehow find it appealing to watch Netflix on the tiny 3DS screen. Is it just me, or is this the lamest console accessory in years?

[via Kotaku]






Comments (4):

  1. Vahne says:

    It’s just you.

  2. Arthur says:

    Yeah, seriously. The stand isn’t for watching movies or playing normal 3ds games.

    It’s obvious, if you’ve ever even held a 3ds in your hands, that using the circle pad AND the stylus isn’t the most comfortable, ergonomic thing ever (especially in a game where accuracy/speed are absolutely required) for long periods of time without some support.

  3. Seth says:

    Wow this guy is a pretty good troll, notify me when a serious writer replaces him and redoes this story.

  4. Sverige says:

    This game is big. Freaking HUGE, considering its genre. Not really sure where to begin, in fact. I believe I’ll leave out everything concerning the storyline, except for this little tidbit: if you are the kind of person who can’t stand constant banter while playing, there’s an option to turn it off. However, http://destructiveaging.wordpress.com I LIKE the constant banter, it breaks the fourth wall constantly and doesn’t take itself seriously, allowing cheesy lines to just work.

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