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Star Wars Condoms Safely Wrap Your Lightsaber

by Conner Flynn

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “I’m a nerd and have absolutely no use for Star Wars condoms aside from collecting them and displaying them next to my carded action figures.” Well, nerdlings, you never know. You may meet a girl one day who loves Star Wars as much as you. And if you do, it’s good to be safe. You don’t want a bunch of little padawans in the house before you are ready.

These Star Wars condom designs by Benedetto Papi will help keep your lightsaber out of trouble, even during human-cyborg relations according to C-3PO.

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Sadly you can’t buy these, but you can admire the design and wonder what it would be like to use these with an actual woman. And no, it won’t be Leia or Padme. Though if you’re lucky, you might just land a Twi’lek dancer.

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[via Obvious Winner]




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Comments (17):

  1. Damien says:

    How come there is no Luke version?! Oh yeah, probably cause have to say “Leia, Leia’s my sister” or “This one’s got a bad motivator unit”.

  2. I hear these prevent Sithalis

  3. Jeremy says:

    “It only takes one midichlorian to get through.”

  4. Patrick says:

    How come the Darth Vader one doesn’t say: “I’m not your father!”

  5. Jeremy says:

    “You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

  6. Terry says:

    Pull Out Wedge, your not doing any good back there!

  7. John says:

    Han shot first.

  8. Bufflock says:

    Shouldn’t the Yoda one say “Size matters not”?

  9. Shannon says:

    Well I’m disappointed now. I was wanting to buy these for my boyfriend, but apparently you can’t. Oh, well. Back to the usual, boring condoms.

  10. Rick says:

    I can’t, it’s too big! – Luke (on Dagobah)

  11. jason says:

    id not use a star wars condom cuz 1 id being watched by my light saver saver

  12. Dan says:

    Leia: “Put that thing away, you’re gonna get us all killed!”

  13. Bill says:

    Great shot, kid! Don’t get cocky.

  14. Rodney says:

    Good they should make them fun and cheep so there no reason not to use one kinnda alot of stupid not too

  15. Justine says:

    OMG. So many of these comments made me wanna pee my pants, also i really wanted to get some for my boyfriend too. I MUST HAVE THEM.

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