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Star Wars Condoms Safely Wrap Your Lightsaber
April 5th, 2012
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “I’m a nerd and have absolutely no use for Star Wars condoms aside from collecting them and displaying them next to my carded action figures.” Well, nerdlings, you never know. You may meet a girl one day who loves Star Wars as much as you. And if you do, it’s good to be safe. You don’t want a bunch of little padawans in the house before you are ready.
These Star Wars condom designs by Benedetto Papi will help keep your lightsaber out of trouble, even during human-cyborg relations according to C-3PO.
Sadly you can’t buy these, but you can admire the design and wonder what it would be like to use these with an actual woman. And no, it won’t be Leia or Padme. Though if you’re lucky, you might just land a Twi’lek dancer.
[via Obvious Winner]
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How come there is no Luke version?! Oh yeah, probably cause have to say “Leia, Leia’s my sister” or “This one’s got a bad motivator unit”.
I hear these prevent Sithalis
>>GROAN<<
“It only takes one midichlorian to get through.”
How come the Darth Vader one doesn’t say: “I’m not your father!”
“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
Pull Out Wedge, your not doing any good back there!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Han shot first.
Shouldn’t the Yoda one say “Size matters not”?
Well I’m disappointed now. I was wanting to buy these for my boyfriend, but apparently you can’t. Oh, well. Back to the usual, boring condoms.
I can’t, it’s too big! – Luke (on Dagobah)
id not use a star wars condom cuz 1 id being watched by my light saver saver
Leia: “Put that thing away, you’re gonna get us all killed!”
Great shot, kid! Don’t get cocky.
Good they should make them fun and cheep so there no reason not to use one kinnda alot of stupid not too
OMG. So many of these comments made me wanna pee my pants, also i really wanted to get some for my boyfriend too. I MUST HAVE THEM.