An officially-licensed replica of the handy torch from Minecraft. Unlike the one in the game, not only can you place this anywhere you like, you can also – drum roll please – take it with you, even when it’s lit. On the other hand, it’ll be considerably harder to carry a ton of these.
Although it does light up, I don’t think it will protect you from monsters or zombies. Feel free to test it though.
Head to ThinkGeek to order the Minecraft Light-Up Torch for $35 (USD). You’ll need to combine it with 3 AAA batteries to craft a fully functioning lamp.