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Full Body Sweater Looks Like Body Armor
December 11th, 2012
If you are looking for more coverage than the average sweater provides, check out this full body sweater. It kinda looks like a suit of itchy armor. And from a distance it probably makes you look like a Sasquatch.

This full body “onesie” sweater designed for adults who want to be coddled like kids, and I don’t blame anyone for wearing this. I hate the cold so much that I would wear two of these. Forget using the bathroom though. I don’t see any easy way to do it.
However, since this image was taken in a bathroom, there must be an easy way to go besides completely undressing, right? I’m itching just looking at this thing.
[via Obvious Winner]
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I so love that Full Body Sweater Looks Like Body Armor that I have knitted for way over 20 years. I would love to have the pattern for that. I am trying to study that and figure out how it was done. I have some ideas on how it was done. So if you can send me the pattern for it. I would be so thrilled and happy to try it out and also for a wedding gift to my brother in law for next year. Don’t know if I will be alive after I give it. LOL! Please I hope you have a pattern and not one you made up. Thanks.