Baconsaurus: Jurassic Pork
I love bacon. And dinosaurs are pretty cool too. So what’s not to like about a dinosaur made from bacon? Absolutely nothing, I say. Though I do find it ironic that this meaty monster thrives on vegetation for its sustenance.
We know not from whence the deliciously smoky Baconsaurus came from, but we can only imagine that if she were real, dinosaur bacon would be on the menu at every hipster gastropub this side of Portland.
[via Obvious Winner]