Bow ties are cool. Doctor Who said so. Therefore you want to wear a bow tie for special occasions, or just to look awesome. The problem is, tying a bow tie (or tying any tie) can be a real pain.
So forget about tying a tie. Use a wooden tie instead. Now you can look just like James Bond, Doctor Who and many unknown hipsters, hassle free. The Two Guys Bow Tie Company makes wooden bow ties in a variety of different woods and patterns. Prices range from $45 to $65(USD).
Look good in wood. And if you ever want to change your look, just get out the sandpaper, put some new stain and varnish on these babies, and maybe engrave your own special design and you have a brand new bow tie.