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Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound: Do Midi-Chlorians Really Exist?

by Conner Flynn

Holy crap guys! I don’t know if the mother is claiming that midi-chlorians did it, but someone is having a Sith baby. We have proof. Just look at this ultrasound.

emperor palpatine

The Force really is more powerful than we can imagine. I hope for the mother’s sake, he hasn’t learned how to shoot lightning from his fingertips. “As you can see, Mother, your physicians have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle womb!”

This kid is going to a real problem child. Do not get him a toy lightsaber, whatever you do. In fact, maybe they should hide this kid on Tatooine. Wait. No, that never works. We are all so very screwed.

[via Obvious Winner]




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