Spider-Beard, Spider-Beard, Does Whatever a Spider-Beard Does…
March 16th, 2013
For the first time in my many years, I’ve started to grow a little bit of a beard. But it’s more of a Miami Vice, Don Johnson five-o-clock shadow thing than a real, manly beard. On the other hand, this guy has this facial hair thing nailed…
Chad Roberts took home both the Best-in-Show and Freaky Funky Free Style award at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard & ‘Stache Competition (yes, there is such a thing) vanquishing his many hairy foes with the ultimate Spider-Man beard.
I wonder if he had to spin some webs of various sizes to hold that thing in place like that.
[via Obvious Winner]