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Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy: At Least It’ll Keep the Boogeyman Away

by Conner Flynn

This giant Cthulhu plush toy is great for so many things. It’s decorative of course, can be used as a kids seat, a giant pillow with arms that wrap around you, and even crib decor as seen here. Of course you risk scarring your child for life.

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So what if your child never ever goes for a swim. That’s nothing next to the fun you’ll have scaring him or her with this giant beast. It even has a freakish gaping mouth that looks as scary as the rest of it. This crazy huge Cthulhu monster was made by Etsy seller KfiatekGiftedHands and it certainly makes a statement in your nursery.

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Unfortunately, this thing will cost you a wallet-eating $460(USD) or so. On top of that, you need to pay to have it shipped from the U.K. Hey giant Cthulhus don’t come cheap.

Cthulhu Plush Toy1zoom in

Cthulhu Plush Toy3zoom in

[via Creepbay]

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Comments (5):

  1. Benjamín Guerrero Soto says:

    That’s NOT cthulu, is just a SQUID…

  2. Jim says:

    Yeah, until they either choke in the tentacles or the things falls in and suffocates infants. Whether decorative or not, or whether it has a way to tie it off to prevent it falling in a crib, you know some dumb parent won’t follow directions and something bad will happen. Really smart.

    • Ewa says:

      This toy is prohibited for children under five years (see description on Etsy) and kid on a photo is artist`s what`s more- photo was taken under adult control, so. thanks.

  3. Jim says:

    I stand corrected…but the author of this article used the words “crib decor” and “nursery” in the write up. Being a parent I know for a fact 5 year olds don’t sleep in cribs nor is their room referred to as a nursery. Prohibited does not mean illegal and unfortunately some parents may think it’s cool and ignore the “prohibited” restriction.

    Maybe the artist who created this should have used better judgement in promotional imagery than showing multiple photos of an infant and a crib if not intended to be used in that environment.

  4. Ewa says:

    I am the artist who created it, and this is my only child. So she is on these photos ;) (I have no friends with older kids than 2) :/

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