Do you want a wallet that kicks butt, takes names, enrolls them in another butt kicking class, then rolls a 20-sided die to summon winged bears firing frickin’ lasers from their eyes? Here is that wallet. Buy it now. Do not hesitate. Do not worry about that video game you have been saving up for. Just throw money at it.
There is no more awesome wallet. Get ready for an amazing adventure with winged laser shooting bears. Does a bear shoot in the woods? Hell yes! It shoots lasers! This wallet has room for all your cards and cash and automatically makes you the most awesome person in the room.
It’s only $24(USD). I’m off to hit the buy button and already I feel like a better person. More manly. Pure awesomeness. People will pay attention when I use cash now.
[via This Is Why I’m Broke]