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Game Of Gnomes: Throne of a Thousand Shovels

by Conner Flynn

Garden gnomes are supposed to protect your garden. So what kind of gnome do you trust with the job? One of those happy gnomes you see everywhere or a gnome that knows how to play the Game of Gnomes? I trust the latter.
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Your garden will be safe with Ned Bark guarding it. He is Lord of the North of Grassteros and sits on the Throne of a Thousand Shovels in King’s Lawnding. In the Game of Gnomes you grow or you die, there is no middle ground.

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There will be blood. And dirt. This little guy is made of cement, hand casted, hand painted, and then sealed in outdoor weather sealer. He’s just $79.99(USD) from Chris and Jane’s Place. Spring is coming. Will you be ready?

[via Geek Alerts via Nerd Approved]




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