Remember that episode of Archer where he has the world’s deadliest toxin in a pen? The big catch there was that the cap might slip off the pen “for like no reason.” If you are a high functioning alcoholic like Sterling Archer, you might need a flask to take your damnation with you everywhere.
The good news is that unlike that killer pen, the lid on this flask won’t slip off for like no reason. The lid is hinged so when you are toasted in your $900 turtleneck, you won’t lose it
The flask holds six ounces of scotch or whatever you are boozing it up with. You can buy one right now on ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).