This Salt Firing Shotgun Kills Flies Dead
The weather is getting nice again and you know what that means. It means flying insects will start to bug you. Well, now you can solve your fly problem with a vengeance. Just use this salt firing shotgun called the BUG-A-SALT.
Just load this shotgun with salt and blast those pesky nasty creatures. It works with regular table salt and will hold up to 50 rounds. That should be enough ammo to kill every house fly that is buzzing around you. I guess you could blast your food too, if you like a lot of salt. Just plan on seeing your doctor about your high sodium intake.
If you have a fly problem, now you can declare war and end the conflict once and for all.
[via This Is Why I’m broke]