Ptolemaic Watch Ptells Ptime
Astrophysicists will probably hate the Ptolemaic timepiece, but if you still believe the Earth is at the center of the universe, you’ll want to grab one.
Regardless of its complete scientific inaccuracy, it’s still kind of cool to watch the stars, planets, Sun and Moon orbiting around as you watch time pass. At least they got the Moon part right – except the part where it’s not actually a crescent cut-out.
Crash land your Ship of the Imagination into The Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild if you want one. It’s just $37.95(USD). Me, I’m sticking with my Copernican clock.