Selfie Toaster: Spread Some Jam on Your Face
Would you eat your own face? It sounds like an odd question, grotesque even, but it’s not what you think. It’s something that Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation wants you to do every day with your daily cup of Joe.
The company actually makes custom toasters including the Selfie Toaster which imprints an image of your face onto every slice of bread you toast using it. All you have to do is upload a picture of yourself when you purchase the toaster. Using PhotoShop and a CNC plasma cutter, your image is transferred onto a metal plate, which is then fitted into the toaster.
And voilà – you’ve now got custom selfie toast that you can bite into every day.
It’s obviously a novelty, more than anything else, but it’s also a fun pick-me-up every morning while you have breakfast before starting another potentially stress-filled day.
The Selfie Toaster is priced at $75(USD).
[via Laughing Squid]