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Two Roombas in a Knife Fight: Who Will Emerge Victorious?

by Conner Flynn

The latest sport taking the world by storm is Roomba knife fighting. You can see the fight in the video below. Both Roombas have knives taped to them as they try to pop each other’s balloon as if in Mario Kart battle mode. It’s super exciting. Plus when two Roombas fight, your floor gets cleaned twice as fast. Unless they stab you – then you’ll need a Scooba to clean up the blood.

roomba knifezoom in


If you do watch this amazing battle you may want to skip to about 2:00 into the video, because the first two minutes is just a lot of talking, like in any sport. Can you guess which color balloon wins? Wanna put money on it?

You know what’s a better sport? Standing drunk, barefoot and blindfolded in the arena as two Roombas knife fight. Nah. bad idea. Do not try that!

To paraphrase from Beyond Thunderdome:

“Listen all! This is the truth of it. Vacuuming leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about dirty floors! But we’ve learned, by the dust of it all… Bartertown learned. Now, when Roombas get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here!

Two Roombas enter; One Roomba leaves!”

[via Geekologie]




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  1. Max says:

    Nice, this is the first time I’ve seen anything from Roosterteeth on this site, was surprised their indygogo campaign wasn’t posted here.

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