This Mountain Bike/Motorcycle Is Your Ride During the Zombie Apocalypse
August 8th, 2014
Let Mad Max keep his cars. I’m riding through the apocalypse in style. This is the Motoped Survival Bike Black Ops Edition. Let’s face it, a tank would be ideal, but not practical. This is what you need for moving fast and killing zombies. Daryl Dixon told me so.
Some of the features of the Motoped Survival Bike include a custom frame and gas tank, a rear rack and a gas can. Accessories include multi-tools, ropes, a tomahawk, a blade saw, a shovel and even a crossbow. This thing is going to be sweet! It is a mobile zombie death sentence.
Hopefully you can stay gassed up while zombies are causing mayhem throughout the world. Fortunately, it gets between 80 and 120mpg, so that should help you survive on just a tiny bit of fuel. Keep moving and don’t let the undead catch you.