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Japanese Face Exerciser Is a Real Flappy Bird

by Conner Flynn
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A bird in the mouth is worth two in the hand… Is that right? probably not. The Facial Fitness Pao from Japan is the weirdest thing you will see all day.

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It is supposed to firm and tighten your face. And also make you look like a silly freak. I’m guessing that the only thing that will be firm is your reputation as a crazy person. Somehow I don’t think a bird in the mouth is going to win you any friends.

See, this is why aliens mess with us guys. We are the village idiots of the galaxy and one day we will no longer amuse them.

[via SBNation]




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