Have all the smashing power of a monster, while lounging around the house in comfort with these cool Giant Monster Slippers. Do the smash. The monster smash! Stomp into every room and watch others flee in terror.
They won’t transform the rest of your body into a rampaging monster, but maybe some gamma radiation exposure will take care of that. They even make a neat “crash” noise when you take a step. If you want to be stealthy they have an on/off switch for that too.
These monster slippers are one-size fits most adults. Get yours for $29.99(USD) from ThinkGeek and stomp around like a crazy monster.