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2016 Despair Calendar Ready to Demotivate You

by Shane McGlaun
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One of the most annoying things about work are bosses who put up those damned motivational posters around the office. Those things don’t motivate any of us. With 2016 very nearly here, you might be in the market for a new calendar. This one is perfect for cubicle dwellers in dead-end jobs.

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Despair, Inc.’s latest calendar includes the same awful stock images you expect to see for those irritating motivational posters are but the words are a bit more cynical. You get gems like “Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.” My favorite is “Believe in Yourself: Because the rest of us think you are an idiot.”

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In addition to lowering your spirits, the calendar lists truly useful holidays like Talk Like a Pirate Day, and the date the USCSS Nostromo received a distress signal from the planetoid LV-426. So get off your lazy ass and head to ThinkGeek  to buy yours.

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